glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

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ever-pure:

LOOK AT THAT ECONOMY OF BRUSHSTROKE
YOU CAN SEE EVERY STROKE S/HE TOOK NOT ONE THING IS BLENDED
AND YOU CAN TELL EXACTLY WHAT THE SUBJECT IS AND WHAT THE SUBJECT IS DOING

ever-pure:

LOOK AT THAT ECONOMY OF BRUSHSTROKE

YOU CAN SEE EVERY STROKE S/HE TOOK NOT ONE THING IS BLENDED

AND YOU CAN TELL EXACTLY WHAT THE SUBJECT IS AND WHAT THE SUBJECT IS DOING

(via anal-beats)

belaquadros:

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
"I hate thin people; ‘Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?’"
"Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty."
 ”If you don’t want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.”
 “Grandchildren can be so fucking annoying. How many times can you go, ‘And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink’? It’s like talking to a supermodel.”
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
"Life is very tough. If you don’t laugh, it’s tough."
bye Joan!
thanks for making me laugh <3
 
 

belaquadros:

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

"I hate thin people; ‘Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?’"

"Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty."

 ”If you don’t want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.”

 “Grandchildren can be so fucking annoying. How many times can you go, ‘And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink’? It’s like talking to a supermodel.”

"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

"Life is very tough. If you don’t laugh, it’s tough."

bye Joan!

thanks for making me laugh <3

 

 

abcworldnews:

Barbara Walters reflects on the death of her friend, comedy legend Joan Rivers.

“To know that she had this kind of an audience even when she was unconscious, I think she would have been smiling…I will miss her.”

In the documentary, she remembers how Jack Lemmon walked out of her stand-up show because he was disgusted by a joke she told about women supposedly sleeping their way to the top. (That people remember Lemmon as a mensch and often think of Rivers as some kind of monster says a lot about gender in Hollywood.) She then relates an early exchange with her manager: “A woman shouldn’t talk about that,” he advises after Rivers makes an off-color abortion joke. Rivers replies, “You’re wrong. This is exactly what we should be talking about.” For her whole career, Rivers has been self-consciously pushing boundaries. In recent years she’s often spectacularly pushed the wrong ones, but we shouldn’t forget that, at one time, she was pushing the right ones—and doing it virtually alone.

Slate.com on Joan Rivers

Tumblr’s reaction to Joan Rivers’ passing has kind of left a bad taste in my mouth.  Don’t mistake this as a defending of things she’s said in recent years because, as the above quote notes, she did push the absolute wrong boundaries in the later years of her career.

I dunno.  I feel like most of us are too young to have been aware of her when she was doing extremely important things.  And because of that, our only image of her is the one of a sad old lady making fun of Rihanna and Amy Winehouse and saying really obscene shit about Palestine.

The importance of her past certainly doesn’t excuse that.  But it at least deserves to be acknowledged, I think.

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RIP Joan Rivers 

He is handsome, he is great. I love him. I read that his greatest love is an eleven-and-a-half-year-old dog… In human, that’s about seventy-eight years. So Ryan… Guess who else is 78 and also likes it doggy style? — Joan Rivers on Ryan Gosling (2011)
1473feb19:

RIP Joan Rivers. Already missing you.

1473feb19:

RIP Joan Rivers. Already missing you.

gorgeousnessss:

R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014). Thanx for sharing your talent!